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It Was a Dark, Stormy and Clichid Night... Morgan D. Rosenberg

It Was a Dark, Stormy and Clichid Night...

Morgan D. Rosenberg

Published January 1st 2005
ISBN : 9781413482010
Paperback
156 pages
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 About the Book 

My name is Esmerelda. Im a ghost. Not just any ghost, mind you, Im a slutty ghost. I was killed in the crossfire between Morgan Rosenberg (hes an evil bastard, but a sexy evil bastard) and his arch-nemesis, Rorgan Mosenberg (who looks just likeMoreMy name is Esmerelda. Im a ghost. Not just any ghost, mind you, Im a slutty ghost. I was killed in the crossfire between Morgan Rosenberg (hes an evil bastard, but a sexy evil bastard) and his arch-nemesis, Rorgan Mosenberg (who looks just like Morgan Rosenberg except he wears an eye patch). This is the almost-true story of my life, my death and what it was like to sleep with God (FYI, Hes a bit quick on the draw, if you know what I mean). Youll laugh, youll cry, you will probably become aroused. My name is Esmerelda. Welcome to my mind. Heres what people are saying about this absurd novella: I wish he wouldnt use his real name on this trash. - Morgans mother He labeled me a premature ejaculator and an adulterer, but I forgive that friggin A-hole. - God If I had another hand, Id give this book three thumbs up! - Gene Siskel Um, please buy my book. In fact, buy 10 or 11 copies. Yes, thats good. I need to eat! - Morgan D. Rosenberg I swear theyre real, please stop asking! - Lindsay Lohan